Recording the second episode of the Pawdcast tonight. Thought I’d write up a mock trailer for a hypothetical Air Bud adventure. Because why not?
NARR He stole your heart as the Jordan of dogs.
JOSH “YEAH BUDDY”
NARR But when Josh’s sister’s favourite club comes under fire…
DEVELOPER “This saddle club is the perfect location for my expensive and exclusive country club. I’m already rich, so why not be richer?”
NARR Our heroes find themselves in a Jam.
ANDREA “But Josh, Daisy the pony taught me the meaning of friendship.”
NARR And their only chance [WHOOSH EFFECT] is to pony up.
MUSIC – GINUWINE: PONY
JOSH “Hey Mister, I bet my dog could play polo better than you and your rich friends.”
DEVELOPER “A dog playing polo? That’s preposterous. You got yourself a bet.”
NARR It’s gonna take a little bit of spite.
JOSH “Buddy, he’s trying to take our saddle club. YOU’VE GOT TO GET MAD.”
NARR And a lot.. of MALLETS.
MUSIC – HALL AND OATS: YOU MAKE MY DREAMS COME TRUE
DEVELOPER “How is he even gonna hold the handle?
JOSH “You can do it buddy.”
NARR If they can harness teamwork.
COACH PERSON “You and the horse have to work together.”
JOSH “Polo isn’t about points, it’s about love.”
NARR Then they’re in it… To whinny.
ANNOUNCER “That’s a dog on a horse hitting a ball with a hammer. Move over Mr Ed, I thought I’d seen everything.”
NARR This Summer, saddle up for a thoroughbred family adventure.
ANDREA “You the man now, dog.”
NARR The only way to beat foal play.
JOSH “You’re feeding your horse steroids, he’ll die”
NARR Is to say Neigh.
JOSH “Four legs good, but eight legs BETTER”
NARR Disney presents – Air Bud and The Mark o Polo. Coming soon to a cinema near you.
MUSIC – JOCK JAMS: ARE YOU READY FOR THIS.