Are these trailers getting farcical? No doubt. Problem?
NARR: Buddy is a dog who knows all the plays.
JOSH: You’re a parkour master too Buddy? Is there anything you can’t do?
NARR: But when a lightning storm caused my mysterious magnetic fluctuations from a freak laboratory accident opens a portal to another dimension and an ancient spirit inhabits the body of an old Gypsy woman who creates a curse that manifests on Friday the 13th of October, Josh’s sixteenth birthday. For once, Buddy doesn’t know the rules.
BUDDY: Josh, did we swap bodies? Are you in mine? WHERE’S MY TAIL?
NARR: And with the Fernfield High prom just around the corner, Buddy has to play the hardest game of all.
JOSH: You want me to do WHAT?
NARR: The game of love.
MUSIC: ELVIS PRESLEY – HOUND DOG
BUDDY: How am I supposed to invite Emma to the prom for you Josh? Want me to sniff her butt?
NARR: Now, trapped in his favourite pet’s body, Josh has to teach his mutt to act like a man.
MUSIC: THE JUNGLE BOOK – I WANNA BE LIKE YOU
JACKIE: Josh, did you take Buddy into the bathroom with you?
BUDDY: Yeah mum. I figured if he could learn chess, he could learn how to flush a toilet.
NARR: They’re gonna have to train hard.
KID: Mommy, why is that dog the one throwing the Frisbee to the man?
MOTHER: Oh Timmy, that’s just Buddy. He’s inexplicably amazing at every sport he tries.
NARR: But can they make it to prom without Emma finding out?
JOSH: You look great, Emma. I really love your shiny coat.
EMMA: My new leather jacket? Oh Josh, you do know how to compliment a woman.
MUSIC: FLORENCE AND THE MACHINE – DOG DAYS ARE OVER
NARR: This summer, love is in the “Air”.
EMMA: You know Josh, people usually eat spaghetti with a fork.
JOSH: Uh, not on a date. Haven’t you ever seen Lady and the Tramp?
EMMA: Josh! You sly dog.
NARR: Disney Home Video presents – Air Bud: Buddy Swap.