Except for wet socks. My eternal arch nemesis.

It’s been a while since I had a decent amount of sleep. It’s a Friday of what’s seemed like three weeks in seven days. I’m tired. I’m grumpy. I’m in a mood, but not in the mood to do much of anything, let alone write. So in my expansive grumpiness, here’s a list of things I don’t like right at this moment.

  • People who aren’t feeling surly right now.
  • My overabundance of body heat. As a corollary, the fact that I need to be clothed just because I’m at work and my naked body is NSFW attire.
  • Working in a TV station, but the majority of the TVs scattered around being in the wrong aspect ratio.
  • My desk being underneath a pipe labelled “Storm Drain”.
  • Rachael Ray taunting me with her endlessly delicious looking recipes.
  • The party happening downstairs, but more so my current disposition precluding me from enjoying it.
  • We’re still not in a paperless office, even though *mic drop* “It’s 2016”.
  • The lack of cellphone signal I get at my desk.
  • Not wearing a dinosaur costume.
  • The “heavy” feeling in my eyeballs.
  • The crunchy sound of people eating chips.
  • Positivity.
  • Commerce.
  • Clowns.
  • Heartburn.
  • Wet socks.
  • Encouraged work socialisation.
  • Spending time with co-workers outside of work hours.
  • Being at work.
  • Consciousness.
  • Nasal congestion.
  • The extinction of saber-toothed tigers.
  • Typing with three fingers on each hand.
  • People who use platitudes on a regular basis.
  • Cheering.
  • Being alive.
  • Physical movement.
  • Working with alcohol in my system.
  • People who spell their names in non-conventional manners.
  • Open mouth chewers.
  • Burnt tongues.
  • Having eaten too much.
  • Not eating at every moment.
  • Hating Mondays.
  • Cheap Tuesday movies still being expensive.
  • Hump Day.
  • Thirsty Thursdays.
  • TGIF.
  • Living for the weekend.
  • Easy like Sunday morning, both song and mentality.
  • That Black Eyed Peas song where they list days of the week.
  • Working hard or hardly working.
  • Doing what you love, loving what you do.
  • Hangnails.
  • Being unable to teleport.
  • Non Aloe Vera tissues.
  • Having to pee.
  • Dry lips.
  • Loose flaps of skin from your inner cheek.
  • Still being at work.
  • Not playing Magic right now.

Come back to me in three hours when I’m invariably not bothered by much of this. Big lunches are a work hazard.

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