Greetings comrades, who’s ready to maintain the status quo?
I don’t think I’ve run out of things I like (though to be fair, it’s an evergreen topic) so let’s get back in that saddle:
- Evergreen trees.
- The colour green.
- Referring to people being “saddled” with things, when implying a burden. It makes me feel like a cowboy.
- The fantasy of watching Deadwood someday, despite knowing how unlikely it is that I’ll get around to it.
- HBO’s twitter presence.
- Sarcastically using the radio advertising trope of “it’s our birthday, but you get the presents”.
- Working remotely.
- The board game Dixit.
- Becoming instant best friends with strangers I know I’m never gonna see again.
- Saying “keep the change” when it’s silver coinage.
- Not taking pamphlets from people, and telling them I’ll check it out online instead.
- Saying “I’m not here to kink shame” when people talk about their hobbies.
- Homes that feel lived in, rather than overly showy.
- Petrichor.
- Finding out that I share a birthday with someone.
- Hanging out in kitchens or hallways at parties.
- Pretending to have an American accent and showing people how good I am at doing a New Zealand accent.
- Billy T. James’ laugh.
- When I’m wearing costume glasses, pushing them up the bridge of my nose and feeling like I’m smart.
- Earned physical exhaustion.
- Being so tired in bed that I can’t even pronounce words correctly.
- Getting goofy with intimate partners.
- Saying “did I stutter?” mock aggressively in a wholly unimportant conversational.
- Inflatable floaties in pools.
- Having permission to break things.
- Eating too much with friends, then lounging around watching a movie. Sometimes naps are involved.
- Walking very fast, and weaving in between slow movers.
- Retaining coordination while drunk dancing, but with ALL OF THE ENTHUSIASM.
- Coordinating caffeine and alcohol to get the perfect buzz on a Friday/Saturday night.
- Remembering on the Sunday that it’s a long weekend and there’s no work the next day.
- Finding an old joke I wrote and losing myself to guffaws.
- Slapping my knee out of laughter.
- Meeting up with old friends and instantly feeling like no time has passed.
- When I’ve done a shitty job tying a tie, and someone fixes it for me.
- The sound of a kereru whomping its wings, then landing on a creaky branch with a thud.
- Seeing shitty people get what’s coming to them.
- When four legged animals rear up on their hind legs.
- Effortless conversations that flow naturally, without people speaking over one another.
- Shouting “HEEEEEEY YOOOOOU GUUUUUUUUUYS” like Sloth from The Goonies.
- Scratching the “L” off signs that say “Public _________”.
- This sign that my dad and I would drive past all the time. It used to say “We’re not fast, we’re old” but someone scratched off letters to make it say “We r ot fast, we’re old.”
- Sarcastically using condescending words like “pedestrian” or “banal”.
- The word “myopic”.
- Having my low expectations be utterly bowled over.
- The knowledge that my Neopets aren’t truly dead.
- Having someone understand a really “clutch” reference of mine.
- The bit in The Wedding Singer when the guy says “THEY WERE COOOOOONES.”
- Cosying up and rewatching Avatar: The Last Airbender.
- The “Secret Tunnel” song from Avatar: The Last Airbender.
- Finishing up my writing so I can listen to the “Secret Tunnel” song a bunch more times.
Adios.